Posted Sep 7th 2008 1:55PM by TMZ Staff
Tom Brady was just helped off the field by two Patriots personnel members after injuring his left knee. Paging Nurse Bundchen!
Kansas City Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard laid Tom out during the first quarter of their first regular season game -- and Brady is currently getting x-rays on his left knee. Brady's right foot was the injury that kept him out of all of their preseason games.
Backup quarterback Matt Cassel has taken his place on the field -- no word on whether Matt's dating Gisele yet.
Story developing ...
Filed under: Talk Sports
Posted Sep 7th 2008 11:45AM by TMZ Staff
The lesser Kardashian pilfered enough hooch from a busted-up House of Hype party in L.A. last night to throw her own afterparty.

Maybe not the best idea for a gal on 36-month probation for a DUI.
Filed under: Celebs Caught on Tape, Kim Kardashian
Posted Sep 7th 2008 11:15AM by TMZ Staff
Brad Garrett made LAX a little safer yesterday by frisking a woman for weapons at security checkpoint.
Actually, it's his girlfriend and she was not armed but plenty dangerous -- as in hot.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Hot Bodies
Posted Sep 7th 2008 11:12AM by TMZ Staff
They're elephants in a different circus.

Filed under: Prez Election 2008
Posted Sep 7th 2008 11:11AM by TMZ Staff
Tiger Woods is a hog.
According to the Orlando Sentinel, 129,000 gallons of water goes down the drain on Tiger's Florida estate every month. Average water usage is 10,000 gallons a month.
The home is on Jupiter Island near Palm Beach, considered the wealthiest community in the country. Several of his fellow Floridians also spurt like mothas. NBA star Grant Hill used 263,000 gallons in May. The Magic's Dwight Howard's estate soaked up 189,000 gallons in July alone.
According to records, Woods is near the top of the 25 biggest guzzlers in Orange County, Florida. Number 25 on the list averages 84,000 gallons a month.
Note to Tiger -- Central Florida is in a water crisis.
Posted Sep 7th 2008 10:43AM by TMZ Staff
The question -- will this turn Gisele on, or not.
Tom Brady was not always the ripped, handsome errand boy Ms. Bundchen has learned to order around. Check out his rookie NFL photo -- Tom looks like the before pic in a Bow Flex infomercial.
Boston.com interviewed a hash slinger at a diner Brady used to frequent, saying "He was all about the ham and cheese and onion rings." That was our guess.
Filed under: Fashion Police, Talk Sports
Posted Sep 7th 2008 8:03AM by TMZ Staff
A broken clock is right twice a day -- and thanks to lingerie parties at the Playboy mansion last night, Shauna Sand actually had a excuse to look like an inflatable fun doll as she clear high-heeled it around Hollywood.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Fashion Police
Posted Sep 7th 2008 8:01AM by TMZ Staff
For some stars it isn't enough to fly on private jets and live in mansions. The celebrities want their travels on sea to be just as lavish. And why not, gas is so affordable these days ... right Diddy?

Filed under: The Rich Life
Posted Sep 7th 2008 7:22AM by TMZ Staff
More on Lynne Spears so-called "tell all" book about Britney. Lynne supposedly says a few days before Brit went completely mental, Sam Lutfi said, "If you try to get rid of me, she'll be dead and I'll piss on her grave."
Here's the deal. That story has already been told and, by the way, it's true. Lutfi even told us what he meant was that no one cared about Britney and she'd be dead without him. And, for the record, we never bought Lufti's story.
As for the London Sun getting an advanced copy of Lynne Spears' book -- something's rotten in Denmark. The Sun has said the book claims Britney lost her virginity at 14 and started taking drugs at 15, etc. etc. We're told none of that appears in the book and it's more about Lynne being a heroic mom. For the record, we're not buying that either.
Filed under: Britney Spears
Posted Sep 7th 2008 7:10AM by TMZ Staff

Well, not really. But it's a pretty funny pic of Winona Rider leaving LAX yesterday in a bundle of clothes, partially blocking her face with a King Tut pamphlet.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Sep 7th 2008 6:14AM by TMZ Staff
Gary Coleman blasted a man with his car yesterday after he and the victim allegedly argued inside a bowling alley -- and both sides are telling completely different stories as to what really went down.
Coleman's bodyguard told KABC that 24-year-old Colt Rushton approached Gary and his wife late Friday night at a Payson, Utah 10-pin and asked to snap a cell phone photo of the "Diff'rent Strokes" star. After Gary said no, Rushton continued to harass Gary -- and was eventually hit by Gary's truck after darting behind it while Coleman was leaving at around midnight.
Rushton's more violent side of the story goes like this: He says Gary's wife snatched his cell phone from him, and Coleman threw several punches at him before getting behind the wheel. Colt said he was trying to get his cell phone back when Gary threw his truck into gear and backed into him, knocking him to the ground.
Colt was treated and released from a local hospital. Coleman also hit another car.
No arrests or citations were given but police say alcohol may be a factor. It's still under investigation.
Filed under: Fights
Posted Sep 6th 2008 6:47PM by TMZ Staff
Where have we seen these Dems before?

Filed under: Prez Election 2008
Posted Sep 6th 2008 5:00PM by TMZ Staff
Tommy Lee Jones is suing the makers of "No Country for Old Men" for $10 mil, but not because of that horrible ending.
Jones says he was promised "significant box-office bonuses" and claims he hasn't received any.
In the lawsuit, Tommy says Paramount Pictures paid a reduced upfront fee for him to be apart of the film -- but says the studio needs to shell out a hell of a lot more dough -- now that the film is an Oscar winning hit.
Calls to Paramount have not been returned.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky & Weird
Posted Sep 6th 2008 4:40PM by TMZ Staff
Looking like the unfortunate result of a gene splicing experiment between an emu, a jellyfish and a Christmas tree, Solange's sense of style terrorized Fashion Rocks last night in NYC.
Perhaps this is from the new "Look at me!" line from the House of Dereon.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird
Posted Sep 6th 2008 2:15PM by TMZ Staff
Jenny McCarthy has tortured men's testicles for years.

Here's another example.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Nurse!
